The ultimate kid loophole...
My son Charlie, who will turn 8 on Saturday, had a flash of brilliance the other day.
"Mom, do you know what? There are a few days a year when you can be as naughty as you want to be."
"What do you mean?"
"You know, the days between Christmas and New Years. 'Cause Santa always asks if you've been good this year."
Damn.